TAKE IT OFFLINE is a lifestyle.

It’s your excuse to shut the laptop, silence the pings, and remember there’s a whole world beyond the Wi-Fi. Whether it’s five minutes or a full weekend, we say: log off, live a little.

Oh—and while you're at it? Do it in a hat, tote, or mug that speaks fluent corporate lingo.

Because if you’ve ever survived a “quick sync,” “circle back,” or “team alignment,”

you deserve to wear the sarcasm proudly.